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1. Conflicting

"Leaf, hurry up. I don't have all day." The young man grunted bitterly as he glanced at his watch for the tenth time. Another heavy sigh escaped his lips. "If you don't hurry up, I will personally come up there and push you!"

"Shut up!" Leaf shouted from afar. She growled under her breath, exhaling a few curses along the way. She looked downwards. It wasn't that high. It was only a few feet down; about five at least. Leaf can do it. She's brave. She's going to prove to that snobby Green that she can jump off the cliff with her bike like a daredevil.

Only problem: She was having second thoughts.

"Leaf Alexandria Blue! Hurry the fuck up!" The young man's echo was booming in her eardrums. Leaf bit her lower lip, screaming, "I'm moving, you meanie!"

Green sighed again. Only this time, it was louder and able to reach her earshot. Who knew Leaf wasn't one to be challenged? He chuckled dryly. The idea of jumping down from a cliff with a bike was just a mere joke to Green. But apparently, Leaf took it seriously. "Get moving then, you lil brat!"

Leaf stuck out her tongue. She looked to her left. Her Charizard smiled sweetly, assuring Leaf that if anything goes wrong, the blaze Pokémon will be ready to save her. Taking one sharp breath and closing her eyes, she screamed, "Here I go!" and cycled as fast as she can.

The bike hopped off the edge of the cliff.

Green was highly impressed that Leaf could pull it off.

Well, he was – until he realized where the bike was landing: Right towards him.

"W-w-w-wait!" he shouted frantically. Green took a few steps backwards, wanting to make a dash for it.

But sadly, he was too late.

Crash!

Leaf opened her tightly shut eyes. She looked around, stretching her torso upwards. The beautiful brunette gazed left and right. Surprise sip into her to see that she had safely landed on the ground. "I did it…" she muttered disbelievingly. "I…I did it!" Leaf squealed in joy. She waved her arms up in the air. "Yayy! Go me! Who's a Magikarp now Green!"

But she found it odd to hear only silence around her. "Green?"

"Ugh…"

She immediately looked down; completely shocked to see a semiconscious Green on the ground – and under her bike. "Green!"

Green groaned in intense pain. He couldn't feel his chest, stomach – and his manhood.

Maybe daring Leaf was a horrible idea.


2. Twinleaf

"We are going!"

"No!"

"We are going and that's that!"

"No no no!"

"Jun! Listen to me or you're gonna get sick!"

"No no n- Achoo!" Jun gripped on the table's leg. Hikari was tugging his leg, trying her best to separate the boy from the inanimate object.

"Damn it, Jun! Let's go to the clinic! You're literally heating up!"

"I'm hot. That's why my body can't handle me. And no!" His grip on the table was tighter each minute. Jun pulled harder, wrapping his arms around the wooden leg. "I don't want to get my butt injected! Do you realize how violent that clinic is?"

"Do you realize how violent I can be?!" Hikari snarled under her panted breath. For a sick person, Jun was stronger than she thought. "Jun! Come on! It's just one injection, and you'll be healthy in minu-"

"No!"

"Damn it, Jun!"

All 12 of the Pokémon stood from afar, eyes focusing on their respective trainers.

'Should we do something?' Aurora whispered to Torterra, who gawked incredulously beside her.

'I don't wanna die early…' the continent Pokémon muttered.


3. Soulfulheartshipping

"Red! Where are you?" Kotone shouted the Pokémon Master's name. Her eyes moved left and right, looking for the dashing 21-year old. "Red! Where are you?" The brunette curved her lips in disappointment. She stared at her Typhlosion, who was also looking around. "Where can he be?"

"Pika."

Kotone looked down, only to see Red's trusty Pikachu. A slow sigh of relief breathed through her mouth. "Hey Pikachu. Where's Red?"

The electric mouse Pokémon tugged the girl's hand, telling her to follow him. Kotone just follow along, getting more and more curious. Finally, they stopped deep inside the cave. Pikachu signalled Kotone to sit down on a boulder, which she did. The pigtails looked forward, surprised to see a rock-like stage and few curtains dangling a few feet away from her. She then stared at the smiling electric type. "Pikachu, what are we doing?"

But Pikachu just smiled and scurried away. "H-hey Pikachu! Wait-"

Suddenly, flames popped out on the stage, acting as lights. She froze for a second. Music began to boom in her ears. And if that wasn't weird enough, Blaistoise and Lapras skipped on the stage, throwing rainbow sprinkles.

"What the…" Before Kotone could finish, the curtains slid opened; revealing the one and only Red.

…In a clown suit.

Kotone could not believe her hazel brown eyes.

Typhlosion thought his eyes had gone blind and was seeing hell.

Red waved nonchalantly, completely ignoring the fact that Kotone was gawking stupidly at him. "Hi," he said. "Today, we're gonna do a magic trick. I am Red." He introduced himself – even though the only audience in the crowd knew who he was. "Let us begin." Lips in a tight line, he pressed his red nose, sounding off with a 'honk'.

Kotone's mouth was opened so wide, it can fit a Geodude.

---

Red waved his hands in a supposedly enchanting way. Positioning in front of him was a small table and a black upside-down hat. Without a word, he put his hand in – and pulled out Pikachu.

"Pika!" The Pokémon cheered in joy.

"Tada," Red said unenthusiastically.

---

Kotone didn't know on whether to laugh maniacally, or cry in complete sorrow.

Red was juggling Pokéballs – while riding a tricycle – and still in his clown suit.

Pikachu, who looked like the only one who was enjoying the fun, stood on his trainer's head; wearing a cute cheerleader's outfit.

---

"Now, I will make this Charizard disappear." He pointed his hand to his Charizard. The blaze Pokémon flashed a happy smile. Using a huge black blanket, Red threw it over and covered his fire starter. He then looked at his audience, who was still gawking with their mouths open since the start of the show.

"I will now say the magic words," Red said blankly. "Zam Zam, Alakazam." The young Master pulled the black cloth. But to his dismay, Charizard was still standing there, sighing. And…not disappearing.

"Uh…" Even in the horrible disbelieving moments, even she had to admit, that was awkward.

"Hmm," Red thought, tapping his chin. Suddenly, he snapped his fingers as an idea struck into him. Without a peep, he threw the blanket over again and covered his Charizard. The young man looked behind him. "Snorlax, come here and help me make Charizard disappear."

The huge sleeping Pokémon walked towards his trainer. With a loud roar, he jumped up in the air – and rocketed towards the covered fire starter.

Kotone and Typhlosion gasped in horror.

A few seconds later, Charizard finally realize what Snorlax was doing. In utmost panic, he scrambled out of the black cloth and ran as far away from the scene as possible. Luckily, he was able to escape before the huge one plummeted down to earth, shattering half the stage.

Kotone and Typhlosion coughed out the excess dust. Snorlax scooted over to the left. Still in a calming matter, Red walked towards the pile of rubble and took the torn up blanket. "Tada," he said dumbly.

---

"Red!" Finally, after what seemed like forever, the show ended. Kotone quickly stood up and stomped towards the emotionless Master. "What. The. Hell?"

He blinked dumbly. Pikachu snuggled on top of his rainbow-coloured wig. His other Pokémon – especially Charizard – panted behind him, extremely tired with their trainer's weird antics.

"You like clowns and magic tricks." Red muttered in a blur.

"Who the hell gave you that idea?!" Kotone flailed her arms crazily. Typhlosion sighed bitterly beside her. Next time they're visiting Red, he should stay in his ball.

Red raised his eyebrow, slightly confused. Kotone looked baffled, bewildered, and clearly not amused. "But Green said-" Red stopped. His mind clicked to his logical senses. Of course. How the hell can he not see it? All that Green had said about Kotone liking clowns and magic stuff – it was all a joke.   

And to make matters worse, Red believed it.

His head downcast. His hands balled into fists, trembling. His teeth clenched hardly inside his mouth. Red could hear the sounds of his childhood friend right now, cackling evilly at him. Without a word, he snapped his fingers. In seconds, all six of his Pokémon stood behind him; their bodies in attack position. Red walked past Kotone; his team of six followed suit.

"Eh? Red? Where are you going?" She pulled the back of his sparkly pink clown shirt.

Without turning around or even giving a single glance at her, Red growled, "I'm going to make Green disappear."


4. Soulsilver

24th December 2011

Silver cursed under his breath.

"My birthday," he muttered grimly. "I absolutely loathe birthdays, especially mine."

Before he could rant some more, he heard a squeal. "Silver!"

To make matters worse, he absolutely knew who that voice belonged to. "Fuck."

"Silver Silver Silver," Kotone sang cheerfully, skipping towards the grumpy redhead. The brunette poked his shoulder, earning another bitter growl. "Happy Birthday, Silver!"

Silver spun around, looking rather annoyed than happy. "What the hell do you want?" Even if Silver got one wish for his birthday, he wished Kotone would disappear.

"I have a surprise for you." The girl chirped playfully, hands behind her back. The young man kept a tight frown, not a slight curious as to what his surprise was.

Even so, Kotone was still in a good mood. "It's…" She moved her hands forward, flashing him the gift. "Our lovechild!" In her grip – was a baby boy with brown hair and silver eyes. The child was sucking his thumb; keeping a tight face just like Silver.

While Silver himself? He was stunned as a dead Magikarp.

"W-what the…" he stuttered terribly, silver eyes wide in complete aghast.

"Congratulations, Silver. You're a daddy now!" Kotone squealed perkily. The baby was staring at him boringly. Silver could feel his eyes pop out any second.

"Goo." The brown-haired baby cooed blankly.

"W-w-w-wha…" Silver wanted to choke himself to death.

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"Ahh!!" Silver shouted out loud. His body shot straight upwards, his mouth panting heavily. He tightly gripped the blanket. Sweat trickled down his forehead. A few minutes later, Silver looked around, realizing he was in a room. "It was a dream…" The young man muttered. "No. It was a nightmare…" Face in his hands, Silver inhaled and exhaled deeply.

Suddenly, a knock on the door awoke him from his thoughts. Silver looked at the door, eyebrow raised. Now who the hell could that be?

"Silver!"

He groaned angrily.

It was none other than the girl in his dreams.

"Silvy Wilvy! Guess who." Kotone hummed on the other side. Silver took the blankets and hid his whole body. "Go away!"

But sadly, his command was in denial as Typhlosion rammed the door into pieces. Kotone skipped inside; completely ignoring the fact that she just destroyed the Pokémon Center's public item. "Hey Silver!" She chirped blissfully. Kotone should remember to thank Mewtwo for his excellent tracking skills. Hands behind her back, the young woman hopped towards the hidden redhead. "Haaaaappy Birthdaaaaay."

"Fuck off." Silver mumbled under the covers. But again, his little wish was ignored as he could feel his blanket being roughly tugged away.  The handsome redhead groaned acidly and shot a deadly glare at the smiling Kotone.

"I have a surprise for you…" she purred, bending her torso closer to him. Silver froze to hear the words. Déjà vu began swirling into his mind. His nightmare began swirling in his mind. It can't be…

"Tada!" Before Silver could adjust his thoughts right, Kotone flashed his gift. And to his traumatic horror, he was right: It was a little smiling child with red hair and silver eyes. "Look, it's you!"

"What the…!" He felt like an invisible brick just slammed right on his head, knocking him dead unconscious. Finally, reality shut down on him as Silver fainted on the bed.

Kotone opened her eyes, gasping to see the redhead lying unconsciously; looking rather dizzy. "Silver?" She poked the boy's head. Since there was no response, the brunette tried shaking his shoulders. But it was no use. Silver was knocked out like a fainted Rattata. "Aww…" She moaned disappointingly. "I didn't mean to scare him like that. I thought he liked having a new member in his team."

The pigtailed girl lifted the smiling child – who finally transformed back to his original form: A Zorua.

"Oh well, guess we have to wait until he wakes up. Then you can meet your new 'daddy'," Kotone giggled at her own joke. The tricky fox Pokémon barked happily, enjoying the idea of meeting his very first trainer.


5. Ferriswheel

White froze in horror to see the person sitting on her bed.

Well, to be specific, the person was clipping his toenails on her bed.

"W-wha…" She gaped in shock. "What the hell?!"

The man looked upfront and smiled, flashing his crooked, black and yellow teeth. His grey messy hair was long enough to reach his waist. His cloths were ragged and torn and downright dirty. The man's arms and legs were hairy. His nose was huge, along with a zit that was too bulging to be human. "Hai thar!"

White could feel her left eye twitch horribly. "N!"

In seconds, the green-haired teen appeared behind her. "Yes my dear White?"

She turned around, eyes glaring sharply at the young man. "Don't 'yes my dear White' me! Who is that man on my bed?!"

N peeked behind her. The hobo was still smiling, waving his sticky fingers. "Oh, that's the man I met near the alley across our house."

"Crazy Steve?" White gawked in disbelief. "You brought Crazy Steve into our house?!"

N flashed a white smile. "Yes! I believe people call him that. But I don't think he is crazy. He is just being friendly. In fact, he offered me a pickle!" The teenager clapped his hands joyfully; completely unaware that White was red in anger.

"But…why?!" Her screams were only getting louder and louder, echoing outside their home.

His smile was replaced with a small, innocent frown. "You said to be nice to civilians. And I was walking today and found him inside a cardboard box talking to his pickle. So I listened to your advice and was nice to him. I felt sorry for him being stuck in such a cramp contraption. So I offered him to stay with us!" N grinned cheerfully, clasping his fingers together. "He is so funny. He has no many stories, White! Did you know that he was once the president of Slushu?"

White could not believe her ears. Even with her hair pulled back and revealing her ears, her mind still could not decipher his explanation. "There's no such thing as Slushu!" she screamed again. When White said to N about being nice to civilians, she didn't expect him to bring a hobo home!

Finally realizing that White was furious, N took a few steps backwards. His lips pursed into a childlike frown. "Did I do something wrong…?"

White opened her mouth, but shut it again. She sighed heavily, rubbing her forehead faster with each breath. She felt like fainting. She hoped this was a nightmare. She hoped so hard that she was actually sleeping in N's arms quietly with them on her bed – and not with some dirty snickering man with horrible lice.

"You wanna pickle?" Suddenly, Crazy Steve appeared behind White, flailing his pickle next to her face. He grinned an ugly grin, completely oblivious at the intense atmosphere.

White had had enough. "No I do not want a pickle!"

END.