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How to Attract a Woman

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1. Green

"Here you go my little brat." Green flashed a seductive smirk while holding a single red rose in front of the curious brunette. Leaf was stunned without words. She didn't expect the young Viridian leader to pop up in front of her doorstep at 5 in the morning.

Green smirked devilishly. "Told you I'm anticipating for our little date today." He chuckled at her messy brown hair and shocked expression. Clearly Leaf had just awakened. She wore nothing but a big tee and a pink panty. The sight sent a tingling joy in his skin. Green focused his attention on her adorable, dumbstricken face; his smirk never leaving his lips. The boy has no regrets surprising her at dawn.

2. Jun

"Look Hikari! I've plucked some Mago berries for you!" Jun screamed happily while flashing a bucket filled with berries in front of his childhood friend. Sadly, instead of a happy squeal, he obtained a frightful gasp.

"Jun! What the hell happened to your body and face?!"

The blonde pursed a curious frown. Her wide black eyes made him look at his arms and legs. A sudden realization panged into him. He was filled with scratches, scars and bruises! Looking up, the teenager flashed a cheeky smirk. "Eheh. I might…have…climbed some trees and took the berries from a pack of wild Bidoofs…"

Hikari slapped her forehead – hard. She breathed a disappointing grunt. The boy will do anything to win her heart. With that brief thought, a small smile pursed her pink lips. "You idiot…"

3. Silver

"I do not want to be sucked into this again!" yelled a very irritated Silver.

"Aww…" Kotone sulked grimly.

4. N

"N…what the hell are you doing?!" White froze as the green-haired teen was on his knees and nuzzled his cheek on the brunette's buttocks.

"I am merely showing my affection towards you." N purred happily, tightening his hug on the girl's waist.

It made her face heat up in seconds. "T-that's not the way you idiot!"

"But I've seen your Samurott do it. In fact, he says this is how we show our affection." N said cheerfully, flashing an innocent, boyish smile.

White wanted to bang her head as hard as she can and laugh like a maniac. Why was he raised so fail?!

5. Red

"Err…" Kotone's mouth was left agape as she saw what was in front of her: A plate of snowballs that was decorated into a smiley face, a cup of melted ice, and…a rock soup. She looked at the silent teenager in front of her. He showed no emotion. But his Pikachu was clapping his hands in pure joy.

Finally, Red spoke. "You said you wanted a romantic candlelight dinner. So I made dinner for us."

"Pika!" The mouse Pokémon cheered in agreement.

The pigtailed brunette was left dumbfounded and speechless. At least have some real food damn it! "Thank you…Red…" She cursed under her breath as sounds of Typhlosion's roaring laughter filled her eardrums.

END.
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Levia-san's avatar
I love your senseless drabbles
last ine is the best.
and. Whit's Samurott sure don 't like N xD