How to Pick Up Women

1. Green

"Hey sexy. Wanna be my number one fan – in my bed?" Green winked cunningly, flashing his wide, white teeth at the bored Leaf.

2. Gold

"I'm an expert in Pokémon breeding. But I'm also an expert in other types of breeding, baby." Gold smirked seductively, twirling his cue stick in front of Crystal.

3. Jun

"Remember when we used to take baths together and wrestle in the shower when we were five? Well, it's been 12 years now but how about you and I reminisce those old memories by repeating them, Kari Kari?" Jun raised his eyebrows slyly, smiling deviously at the blushing Hikari.

4. N

"N! You put me down this instant!" White yelled, flailing her arms and legs as N carried her, bridal-style.

"But the author clearly stated how to pick up women. So I am merely demonstrating it," said a very, very innocent N.

That's not what she meant, you dumbass! "Put. Me. Down. NOW!"

5. Ruby

"Now now Sapphire. Your body is sheer magnifique. How about I'll measure you just to suck in all that beauty?" Ruby sneered seductively, straightening his measuring tape.

"Back off ya sissy!" Sapphire shouted at the top of her lungs; face all red in fear and embarrassment.

6. Silver

"No," hissed Silver coldly.

7. Cheren

"I took biology and excelled it before I reached 15. Want me to teach you, Touko?" asked Cheren, winking foxily at his flustered childhood friend.

8. Red

"…" said Red.

Red used Glare.

Many screaming fangirls fainted.

It is super effective!

END.