Truth Thy Name

1. Green

"I have Green eyes. So that's why my name is Green. Jealous much?" Green scoffed arrogantly.


2. Jun

"My name is Jun. Short, simple and calm." Jun shrugged boastfully.

Short, simple and calm – something he's not.


3. Red

"I have red eyes," Red said with a small smile. With a thumbs up, he added, "And I look way hotter than Green."

"I heard that!"


4. Cheren

"Cheren means 'black'. My mother chose it because she loves my name so much." Cheren held his hip and pushed the specs up the bridge of his nose.

Raising an eyebrow, Silver blatantly asked, "Was your mom expecting a girl or something at that time?"

Taken aback by the sudden statement, Cheren almost choked on his spit. He cast a death glare at the slightly tall redhead. "I am not a girl!"


5. Silver

"Silver has silver eyes!" N cheered as he pointed his finger at the redhead's eyes.

Shocked, Silver slapped N's hand away. "Stay away from me you creep!"


6. Natural Harmonia Gropius

"BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A DUMB NAME BHAHAHAHAHA!" Silver cackled like a maniac as he sprawled and banged his fist on the floor.

Embarrassed, N stammered, "S-stop that! You are being mean!"

Sadly, Silver didn't give a damn. "So tell me," Silver sat cross-legged. He wiped a single tear off his face. "Since your first name is Natural and your last name is Gropius, that means you're a pro at gro-"

"Don't!" N stomped his foot, cutting the man's words. His face was redder than flames. His teeth were clenched hard. N was humiliated, disappointed and devastated as Silver continued laughing.


7. Hihihiroshi

Green and Cheren gawked like idiots.

Red blankly stood beside his best friend while eating chocolate.

Silver and Jun had been rolling on the floor laughing for the past 15 minutes.

N, on the other hand, could only muster, "What?"

Hihihiroshi stood quietly in front of his seniors, head downcast and fingers sadly tapping one another.

"Hey! Hey Silver!" Jun tapped the man's shoulder. Silver, still chuckling, only managed a single nod as a response. Biting his lower lip, Jun asked, "Guess how the new rival laughs."

"How, dumbass?" Silver breathed as he sat up.

But then he burst into a thousand cackles as Jun answered, "HIHIHIHIHIHI!"

The two fisted the floor and exploded into tears of laughter like they didn't give a damn.

Feeling utterly defeated, Hihihiroshi kneeled on the floor in despair. A few minutes later, N approached the boy and petted his fluffy hair. "I understand your pai- Ooo your hair is so fluffy!" Like a distracted child, N playfully ruffled the boy's bushy black hair.

Hihihiroshi could only mourn the day his parents gave him the name.

END.