Jobs Silver Shouldn't Be Doing

1. Doctor

"You're sick? Well that's what you get for being weak!" Silver shouted as he slammed his fists on the table.


2. Teacher

"You all fail!"

The students gawked at their teacher. "B-but sir, this is our first day of sc-"

Silver didn't even give a chance for the child to speak. "I don't care! You all look weak! F's for all of you!"


3. Nanny

"What? You want to play Barbie dolls?! Well too bad! I threw them into the fire because dolls are weak! Go sleep dammit!" Silver shouted at the poor 6-year old.


4. Psychologist

"Doctor, I have a problem…" The patient began to speak as he lay on the couch.

"Well, I think I know what your problem is, boy," Silver said calmly. But his voice immediately changed as he said, "It's because you're weak!"


5. Ballerina Dancer

"This uniform is too tight! Why isn't my tutu black? You call that dancing?! My dead Sneasel can do better! Let me show you how a true man dance, you weakling!" Silver screamed as he began to twirl around the dance hall.


6. Guidance counsellor

"Why are you even alive?!" Silver shouted in disgust.


7. Fireman

"What? You call that a fire? That looks like some pathetic spark! I'm out of here!" Silver hissed and turned around, walking away from the burning 6-storey building.


8. Newscaster

"This just in: A helpless lady was robbed while she was asleep inside her house. Who the fuck sleeps and not realizing their house is being robbed?! Idiot!!"

The cameramen and director could only groan and shake their heads at Silver's rash and unprofessional attitude.


9. Farmer

"Fuck farming! Fuck all this waiting! I want my crops now!" Silver shouted maniacally as he set his land on fire. His Pokémon just stared and groaned at their human's impatience.


10. Magical Girl Boy

"With the power of- You know what? I'm out! I don't care if you want to take over the world! You're so weak you're gonna destroy yourself so I ain't doing shit! I'm getting my pants and this skirt is gonna go to the trash! I'm too good for this! YOU'RE ALL TOO WEAK FOR ME! Silver out!"

END.